Elvis Presley.

2009-01-14T18:10:00.000-08:00

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i respect the fact that everyone has their own opinion on everything, and i am more than willing to entertain them.
please comment on any topic you wish to respond to,, i will answer you.

Elvis Presley.

my theory is that we have all been used in a conspiracy to make believe that Elvis is dead.
my belief is that he is in fact NOT dead.
to show what i mean i have to go way back to the beginning of his career.
he was quite young when he hit the big time, very prolific and excellent at what he did.
before long he was earning money that clocked up figures that we could only dream about.
soon, he had his empire, his women, his children.
yes, children, more than one, and more than we know about.
he did his service in the army, came back and went straight back into the buisness.
once again, he was earning like there was no tomorrow.
time went by, fame gathered pace, and soon, it became a monster that he could not control.
he could not go anywhere without disguising himslf heavily.
it became unbearable for him.
he had to do something or he would go insane.
thats when the idea came about to fake his death.
if he could "die" and dissapear, he could then go about a normal lifestyle (with limitations) and regain himself again.
so, how could he die and dissapear?
well, back then, the theory would have been thought far fetched, but now, in this present day, none of it is out of the ordinaly.
here is how it could go,,,

1) pick a location for the death.
2) decide on the type of death (make it plausible).
3) fake the death and announce it to the world.
4) hold a fake post mortem.
5) while all this is going on, slip away to an unknown and ucharted island.
6) immede#iatly start work on facial rearrangement surgery.
7) have surgery to alter the voicebox, resulting in an new voice alltogether.
8) lose weight rapidly,,, lots of it!
9) new image, glasses, hair colour, beard, removal of any birthmarks etc.
10) give it 2 years for everything surgical to calm down, then reintroduce yourself to society "quietly".

he had the money to make all this possible, and with the royalties still rolling in for the next 50 years, he would be able to get by comfortably without anyone knowing.
and all those stories about "elvis works in a gas station in my street?" could be true, you never know.

i know, i left a few bits out, but i will tackle those now.

we saw him in his coffin.
or did we see someone who looked like him?
could have been a double.
could have been someone who was temporarily surgically enhanced to look like him.
could have been a waxwork.

and what did he die from?
suspected heart attack!

caused by what?
too many burgers!

and where did he die?
on the toilet!

all very elaborate so as to look normal to me.

they said, he ate too many burgers, needed the toilet, and died in the process if you like.
but how could he die on the toilet?
well, they had that one ready too.
apparently, when you sit on the toilet, you compress a nerve in your upper leg or backside, and if its compressed enough , , it can cause a heart attack.

they said he was fat.
personally, i dont think he was.
he was a big man, with a big skeleton, and he was more than capable of carrying the kind of weight he was when he died.
by todays standards he would be called porky or podgy,,,, but the way they describe it, they said he was OBESE without actually saying OBESE.

anyway,, thats my theory,,,,,

let me have your thoughts please.

Benny.

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Elvis Presley.